Last we left the Augh residence, Avery and Frank were on their way to the hospital to introduce the newest member of the family, leaving everyone to wonder, will it be a boy or a girl?

It's a bouncing baby boy! Meet Roger Augh! I decided to make his first two traits one of each of his parents', so he is Absent Minded (after his dad) and Artistic (after his mom). His favorites are Latin music, Dim Sum, and the color white. He was also named after one of my S2 Sims that passed away.

AND IT'S ANOTHER BOUNCING BABY BOY!!!!! Frank and Avery had TWINS! Meet Jordan Augh! He is Excitable (after his dad) and a Virtuoso (after his mom). His favorites are kids music, Dim Sum (good, we can keep both kids happy with one dinner!), and the color spice brown.

With the arrival of two little ones, that means I had to get them some baby stuff. While their house is quite spacious (and beautiful!), there are only two bedrooms. The second one had been serving as an office for Frank and Avery, but is now the nursery.

The desk has been kicked out to the living room and the exercize machine has been evicted to the back porch. =P

Welcome home, boys!

Um. Shit. I'm a bad 'mommy'. I forget which one this is. XD I forsee color coding as soon as they're old enough for clothes.

Well, whoever that one was, here's the other one.

Avery hung out in her maternity clothes for a little while longer.

Both babies started crying at the same time. In the middle of the night. I actaully stopped playing my game for a while at this point. XD They kind of look like they're screaming "WHHYYYYYY!?" XD

YOU GUYS. WAKE UP. TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN.

Avery: Okay, I'm up. I'm up.

Avery: I just have to make the bed really quick.
Me: (-)
Avery: Hey, at least I'm up!
Yes... I suppose being up and making your bed rather than caring for your children is better than being asleep rather than caring for your children, FRANK.

UGH. THANK YOU.

Frank? Frank!? Are you ... okay?
Frank:Twooo baaaabiiieeees....
Hm. I may have effectively ruined Frank's life by letting him procreate.

Frank: Oooo, lookit the pretty stars...
Stars? Frank, did you receive a blow to the head?

Oh, right. Unless you're just awkwardly avoiding eye contact with your brand new baby.

Frank: Sit tight for a minute, son. Daddy has something he needs to do.
Baby: Okay, daddy! I love you!

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! D8>
Baby: *from crib* Wow. That's my dad.
And how do you really feel about your children?
*sigh* Couldn't you at least pretend to hide your neuroses from your children like a normal parent?

Avery, like the smart girl she is, went straight back to bed.

Frank: Where are its legs? *inspects larva baby*
Hang on a sec. That does not look like a happy larva baby. Let's get a closer look, shall we?

Larva Baby: Stop callin me a larva!
Wow, I still can't tell what type of genetics this kid has. It looks like he has brown eyes? Light brown eyes? Skintone kinda similar to Frank's (it's not as obvious as it was in S2 where there were only four different skin tones) I think. And are those eyebrows? If they are, I think they're brown.

Frank bonds with his child...

...in front of the TV. At least it's the kids' channel.

Frank: How's my other larva? Are you my other little larva? Who's my squishy wishy widdwe warva?
Other Larva Baby: If I could, I'd kick him in the face.

Other Larva Baby: And YOU, Lady! You named us! You should know who we are! Who are you anyway, and why do you keep spying on our familiy?
Me: O_O Um...
BrowneyesbrownhairFrank'sskintoneIthinkkthanksbye.

Avery takes her baby to watch some TV, to the apparent horror of Mr. Explorer.

Frank: Aww, cute baby.
Baby: Pfscht, damn straight.

Avery: *eyes Frank like the last little mouse on the entire prairie full of starving lions*

Avery: *paints away hunger*
Me: It doesn't work that way.

Frank left for work, while Avery had her maternity leave to stay home and take care of the larva.
Babies: BABIES!!
Sorry, babies.

As well as pay the bills. From what I understand, I only get so many reminders before they send out the Reeeeeeepooooo Maaaaan *coughsorrycough*.

Avery: How's my little man? :D
Baby: Yay! I like her better than that neurotic guy.

I found Avery contemplating the time she pushed two people out of her body.

Oh. Oh my. What the heck are those creatures on the cribs?

Baby: MY mommy. MINE.
Me: I hear ya. Your mommy. *backs away*

I also noticed that Avery wanted to have another child with Frank. We'll, um, we'll see. o.O

Speaking of which! I have a decision to make now. Since the family is expanding, they're probably gunna need some more space. I originally designed their house for the two of them, and while it's nice and spacious, it's really not big enough for a family. That's why I want your opinions! Go to Frank's LiveJournal to vote!