Okay, I tried my hardest to think of a better chapter title than "A day at the park", but sadly, I was just not witty enough last night to come up with one. Oh well.

Elder Townie: Why hello there, young man! How are you this fine day?

Frank: Wait, what did he just say to me?
ET: I said hello and asked how your day is.

Frank: OH HELL NO!! D<

ath ;iuhjn ao;w4rjk!!! WTF FRANK!? DX

She apparently has no problem that this fight is literally happening at her feet.

ET: Yeep! 8O
Oblivious Townie: That's nice, dear.
So I'm not sure if the fact that this guy got his ass handed him while Frank is still down in the dust makes Frank an awesome fighter or a stupid one.

Frank: That'll teach you to say hello to Frank the Tank! D<
(Yeah, I watched Old School not too long ago, and I've been waiting to call him that. XD)
OT: :D

Frank: I could totally take her too. I'm neurotic enough.
ET: This is totally not good for my neurotic side.
OT: Oh no! My poor husband! (I assume. I think? I don't remember.)
Good of you to notice, sweetie.

Frank: Did you just say you're neurotic, too?
ET: Yeah, I did.

Frank: OMG me too!!
ET: OMG no way!! Let's be friends!
Frank: Okay!!

Frank: (+)
ET: (+)
Me: Wut?

Frank: I hate swimming.
Frank, you're not hydrophobic...

Frank: But not nearly as much as I hate this one girl with pigtails. UGH! EW!
ET: Hahahaha, I know!

Frank: (+)
ET: (+)
Me: *not even suprised by anything Frank does anymore*

Frank: UGH!! GROSS!! My god, what the hell is that? Oh god, I could just puke!

Sweet Townie: *smiles sweetly*
Me: o.O *dies*

Oh god, Frank! You're such an ass! DX

Frank: (+) *friends*
ST: (+) *friends*
Me: *facepalms*
Seriously, if I made that face at someone, I highly doubt they'd want to be my friend any time soon.

Frank started talking about some guy while still friending this lady in a very disturbing way.

Frank: I'm totally gunna be in a movie some day. I'm a superstar athlete.
ST: Hm, nope. Never heard of you before.

Frank: Oh you will. I'm gunna have my own star on the Walk of Fame and everything. Cuz I'm totally the shit.
ST: Is this guy serious?

ST: Look, buddy, you're kind of a jackass. I'm not even sure why I decided to be your friend.

ST: But I wouldn't kick you out of bed, if you know what I mean.
Frank: *is stunned into silence*

Frank sat down to have a nice conversation with his fellow park goers.
Frank: Hey guys.

Frank: Guys?
Me: Frank. There is someone sitting at your table who wants to talk to you.

Frank: Pfsscht. Not until she cleans up the dishes. This picnic basket is disgusting!
Me: *siiigh*

Frank: You know that kid of yours that I don't recall ever meeting? She looks like a llama!
Pigtail Townie: Who is this jerk?
Maybe Frank doesn't like pigtails.

Frank: Hey, I'd be ashamed too, if I had that moon-faced, snot-nosed little brat.
PT: Seriously, who are you?

She then diffused the situation by talking about astronomy.
Frank: (+)
PT: (+)

Frank: Ugh, this woman is so trashy.
PT: *ignores*

Frank: I could totally kick her ass.
PT: *ignores*

Frank: Hahaha, hope your boss prays for you! Cuz you'll need it!

Frank, that guy is twice your size and appears to be wearing a military uniform. I would think twice before starting something with him.

Frank: Hey, I've been looking for Stiles. Did you eat him?
(Okay, I think that's Stiles he's talking about. Forgive me if it's not him. I know a lot of other Simmers out there know Stiles very well.)

Uniform Townie: Can I have some money?
Frank: FUCK NO!! And if you ask me again, I'm gunna get REALLY angry!!
UT: Okay, okay, dude! Shit...

Okay, that I can totally understand.

Oh yeah, and as I was playing, I noticed this:

Frank wants to have a baby? o.O I never knew he had the paternal instinct in him. At the time I lol'd and right-clicked it away (even though I promised him an enemy XD), but maybe I can think about considering allowing him to entertain the thought again. Can you imagine how he'd raise his kids?

Looks like it's time to start playing again!