Frank: *takes plumb bob* I'll see ya at the park.
Avery: Wait for me!

Our favorite couple made it to the park for a little luvins and...

...some weddin' tiemz!
Avery: GTFO of my wedding picture!
Random Townie: *ruins best day of her life*

Frank: You gunna go all bridezilla on me? Cuz it's not like you really had to do any planning for this...
Avery: *tenses with bridezilla rage*
RT: *continues to ruin moment*

Avery: You're right. And it's not like you bought my ring or anything.
Srsly, townie. I've had enough of you. GTFO.

Nothing like knocking each other down a peg to increase those relationship points. What a perfect couple. (+)(+)

Frank: I love you!
Avery: I'm the bride!!

They've drawn quite the crowd. I've forgotten who they invited and who just happened to show up and crash the wedding. At least Random Townie backed up.

Avery: With this ring...
Frank: Duuurrrr...

Avery: As a symbol of my love and devotion...give me your hand
Frank: Duuurrrrhurrr....

Avery: I thee wed.
Frank: Gehehehehehhehh... tickles.

Frank: Uhhh... line?
Avery: "With this ring..."

Frank: Oh yeah. With this ring, I'll probably freak out later when I've realized what's happened.
Avery: Close enough.

Avery: Good job, hon. I know that was hard for you.

Avery: And now we get to kiss!

You may now nom kiss the bride!

Frank&Avery: NOMNOMNOMNOM
That's... sweet, you guys.

Ummm... don't the guests usually applaud, or at least fake interest at this point?

DON'T GIVE ME THOSE LOOKS OF REGRET!!!! DX

YOU GUYS!! THIS IS YOUR WEDDING DAY, NOT A MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE!! STOP BEING SO AWKWARD!!! DX

Frank: OMG BOOBZ!! 8O
Me: *facepalms*

Avery: Teehee, that was sweet! =D
Alright, whatever floats your boat.

Avery: Is that hair gel? Cuz I could use some.
Me: O_O Frank! When did you.... Nevermind. Don't answer.

Frank: Teehee.
Avery: *is stuck*

Oh god, don't make that face, Frank.

Yes, Avery. Retaliate with a death glare to your new husband. *siiiigh*

I seriously have no idea if this whole wedding thing was a good idea or a bad idea...

Avery: You're my shooting star.
I guess good, since Avery's back to her stupid pickup lines. Just go mingle, you guys. Srsly.

Frank: *zooms off*

Frank: I really like pink.
BlackHairTownie: I think your new husband is talking about you.

I think it was a mostly successful wedding!

Next Update: Bebbieeeezzz??
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL no.