Frank: *typetypetypetytype*

Heee heee, ahh, Frank. You and your inappropriateness. XD

Alright, so Frank got promoted to level 9 of the athletic career track, which was his lifetime want, but something I just don't get about the Sims 3 is that there's no real reward for this. Sure, he gets a lot of aspiration points (or whatever the S3 equivalent is), but there's no Platinum Aspiration or anything like that. He just kinda continues on as usual, and doesn't even get a new aspiration to aspire to. Anyway, he's now a Superstar and frankly... kinda looks like a douche. XD

Since Frank was getting nowhere with his prior romantic interest, Adriana somethingorother (seriously, she wasn't giving him anything), I decided to try to have him meet other people. When that was taking too long....

...I decided to take matters into my own hands and make him a new love interest!

I started playing as Avery for a while, and got her over to Frank's house for an introduction...

...and a little flirting.

Okay, a lot of flirting.

I invited him over to her house (fortunately and completely coincidentally, they live right across the street from each other), for a little more flirting.

Alright, fine, for some outright debauchery. XD Frank totally deserves some luvins.

Avery: You're quit the dish.
Ave, honey, your pickup lines could use some work...

All together now: AWWWWWWWWWbarrfffmew!

On a recent trip to the park, Frank (in true inappropriate Frank form) did something to Avery that I missed, until I saw the -- above their heads. D'oh! Well, I guess Frank must've felt a little bad about it, because now he's politely watching Avery play guitar.

He even tipped her! =D Which, he should, given his "Superstar" salary.

This would be such a gawdawful cute picture if Frank didn't have such a ... moronic expression. It's kinda hard to tell in this picture, but his expression is pretty bad. XD

Frank: Rubber ducky! You're the onnneeee! You make bathtime lots of funnn!

Avery made Frank cookies, which, he was really happy about. So happy, in fact, he choked on them.

*sigh* So this one is a little rediculous. Avery invited Frank to spend the night, and a good time was had by all. He spent the next day there, and a good time was had by all. That evening, again, a good time was had by all. Eight times. XD XD XD And then he napped on the couch. WTF, Frank??? Just sleep in the bed!!

See the blonde girl in the middle of the picture? Remember her? That's Adriana Somethingorother. I'm not sure how exactly she found out that Frank has a new love interest, but she doesn't like Avery. XD

Avery was just getting off work as a conductor (she moved up the music career path pretty quickly), and lo and behold, look who just happens to be standing outside the theatre! =D

Another night spent together, and more cookies. Mmmm, Frank happy.

Look how happy the little bugger is! XD

I just wanted to share this picture. Avery got haunted by Alex's (my first Sim I played in Sims 3) ghost! One night, a burglar broke into Avery's house, and whenever that happens, a bunch of neighbors (or whomever is nearby at the time) will get super concerned/nosy, and follow the burglar around, including into your home. RUDE! Anyway, one of the Sims who followed the burglar in was Alex's ghost, and after the burglar left, she decided to stick around and haunt her house for a bit. XD

P.S. In case you couldn't figure it out, Avery's actually underneath the big question mark on the title picture.